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i set two alarms for a number of reasons.

first, i’ve been prone to sleep through one. sometimes both isn’t enough – but that’s once in a great while, after going beyond twenty-four hours without sleep.

the second – is that alarms are not human, but are not perfect either. sometimes the alarms don’t fire off. other times, the power goes out.

cue this afternoon.

i set both my dresser-clock and my cell phone for 12:30. i awoke at 12:45 to my cell phone’s extremely annoying ring tone. the gf cringes every time it rings. as i looked over to my clock, i noticed something peculiar.

there were no digits on the display – just a blank stare.

a quick perusing of the room and the apartment building led me to the unfortunate news that the building lacked power. bummer – considering i needed to shave and shower for an early meeting here at the bht world headquarters.

instead – i carefully brushed my teeth, threw on some clothes, and moped in here. ever try squeezing toothpaste onto the brush in the dark? not an easy task my friend.

i’m going to jet home real quick, grab the laptop and dinner, and come back for more blogging fun.

power permitting – i might even shower.

if i weren’t happily taken, and she wasn’t a hoe – i would love to take kim kardashian out for a little baklava and grape leaves.

the amateur porn star and i share an armenian heritage. and that’s where our similarities end.

i set two alarms for a number of reasons.

first, i’ve been prone to sleep through one. sometimes both isn’t enough – but that’s once in a great while, after going beyond twenty-four hours without sleep.

the second – is that alarms are not human, but are not perfect either. sometimes the alarms don’t fire off. other times, the power goes out.

cue this afternoon.

i set both my dresser-clock and my cell phone for 12:30. i awoke at 12:45 to my cell phone’s extremely annoying ring tone. the gf cringes every time it rings. as i looked over to my clock, i noticed something peculiar.

there were no digits on the display – just a blank stare.

a quick perusing of the room and the apartment building led me to the unfortunate news that the building lacked power. bummer – considering i needed to shave and shower for an early meeting here at the bht world headquarters.

instead – i carefully brushed my teeth, threw on some clothes, and moped in here. ever try squeezing toothpaste onto the brush in the dark? not an easy task my friend.

i’m going to jet home real quick, grab the laptop and dinner, and come back for more blogging fun.

power permitting – i might even shower.

the copious amount of pictures from last weekend shenanigans (this weekend’s ailments left me shenanigan-less).

for the words that go with the pictures, click here.








tmz‘s michael hundgen joined the show thursday night (11.01) with the details on paris hilton’s run-in with a canadian adult store. (hundgen can be seen weekdays on “tmz tv”, airing at 6:30p on channel 38 the cw. )

click here for the details.

so, let’s start out by stating the now obvious – i’m still alive.

maybe you were inclined to think otherwise after realising that i was absent from the airwaves friday night, and absent from this blog since late thursday. it’s been one heck of a weekend, as i’ve been way south of the weather.

thanks for understanding, and of course, thanks for the love. tons of pics from halloween weekend shenanigans as well as more frivolous celeb chatter on the way.

– ralphie.

the copious amount of pictures from last weekend shenanigans (this weekend’s ailments left me shenanigan-less).

for the words that go with the pictures, click here.








tmz‘s michael hundgen joined the show thursday night (11.01) with the details on paris hilton’s run-in with a canadian adult store. (hundgen can be seen weekdays on “tmz tv”, airing at 6:30p on channel 38 the cw. )

click here for the details.

so, let’s start out by stating the now obvious – i’m still alive.

maybe you were inclined to think otherwise after realising that i was absent from the airwaves friday night, and absent from this blog since late thursday. it’s been one heck of a weekend, as i’ve been way south of the weather.

thanks for understanding, and of course, thanks for the love. tons of pics from halloween weekend shenanigans as well as more frivolous celeb chatter on the way.

– ralphie.

after the bon jovi concert – things took a turn for the worse – literally. i navigated incorrectly down the jersey turnpike. then this and this happened.

wtf.