an open letter to "johnny" walker.

dear “jumpin’ johnny” walker –

next time you paraphrase (read: steal) my work in the same publication in which it appeared, please try and mind one of the following rules…

– if, in fact, you lifted this fact from my column, please source me.
– however, giving you the benefit of the doubt, if you were completely oblivious that i scooped your asinine attempt at writing a weak ago in the weekender, please use enough intelligence to actually read “the ralphie report” – so that further discrepencies can be avoided.


for those wondering exactly what i’m talking about, please – see the evidence below. first, my column from 2.27. next, jumpin’ johnny’s, from this week’s weekender.

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