as i drove down rte. 17, en route to wilkes-barre after a weekend home with the ‘rents in niagara falls, i began to believe that in fact i could ride a bike with no handlebars, no handlebars…

then i thought about it even more – and without my head combusting from all the thinking – realized that i could ride down rte. 17 with no steering wheel, no steering wheel…

and i can take a picture while driving fast, while driving fast…

pointless, frivolous, yet i know deep down you’re chuckling…