so a reader e-mailed “wwtdd” the following…

“okay, so, I was hanging out the other night when Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz and some friends sit down next to us. Ashlee got completely wasted and gave Pete a lap dance, pulling up her shirt and everything. Then she gave another girl a lap dance and tried to kiss her. She doesn’t eat, she just takes diet pills and drinks, but she told one girl that Jennifer Love Bacon isn’t fat at all and that girls should have curves! Meanwhile, she’s 5’5 and weighs about 100 lbs. What bullsh*t.”

and you thought you stood alone in the demographic of women who get wasted and make a fool of themselves in public and in front of their boyfriend.